Monday, January 7, 2008

10 signs you're not ready for the internet

1. You think Zietgiest is a documentary
2. You think vaccinations are evil
3. You spam Paultard nonsense everywhere you go
4. You seek out places where experts in a field congregate just to argue with them
5. You think quotes are evidence
6. You think analogies are evidence
7. You think that the government gives a rats ass what you do
8. You think that 9/11 was an inside job
9. People mock you, alot.
10. You think an amalgamation of blurry photos, out of context quotes, and incredulity somehow constitutes the truth